aw, great, I got my first porn blog follower.  

treechild said: It took this long?

Yes, I have like 59 followers; they come in pretty slow.  But to be fair I haven’t gone in and checked the other 58 before though so there could be more.




You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

I work at an ice cream shop and this is so true.  The teenagers and people in their twenties are always the nicest.  Middle aged people have complained to me multiple times about their ice cream.

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scarjo’s face

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

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*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

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aw, great, I got my first porn blog follower.  

Mister Rogers says goodbye. x

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i went to prom with pizza


i went to prom with pizza

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*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

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